Boot Jokes

  • What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

    These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

  • What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

    Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

  • What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

    That was a cloche call!"

  • How have you got that body?

    I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

  • Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

    He was a lacist.

  • What did the boots say to the cowboy?

    You ride -- I'll go on foot.

  • Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

    Because his boots were at the menders !

  • Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

    Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

  • Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

    You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

  • Why don't bears wear boots?

    Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

  • Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

    He took too long to put his boots on !

  • How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

    He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

  • What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

    Puss in boots !

  • Where's Frank?

    Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

  • Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

    Because he liked sole music!