Borg Jokes

  • What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

    Resistance if feudal

  • How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

    All of them.

  • What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

    A scientologist.

  • What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

    Resistance is futile."

  • Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ?

    Borg standard !

  • What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

    Existence is futile.

  • How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

    All of them.

  • How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!