Borrow Jokes

  • What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

    You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

  • What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

    He's never gonna give you Up.

  • What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

    taking out a provoloan

  • Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

    Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

  • What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

    Thanks for the handy cap.

  • What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

    He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

  • How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

    gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

  • What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

    He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

  • Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

    The bear hug!

  • What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

    A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

  • What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

    A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

  • What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

    He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

  • What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

    A buffa

  • Why is there a broom in the driveway?

    me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

  • What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?

    Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger

  • What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

    An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

  • What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

    Wait for him to give it back.

  • What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

    He lost it.

  • What are some products of the West Indies?

    Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.