Boston Marathon Jokes

  • Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

    I heard everybody had a blast.

  • What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

    The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

  • What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

    Nails in their hands and feet

  • What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

    The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

  • What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

    The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

  • What has five arms, three legs and a head?

    The finish line at the Boston Marathon

  • What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

    A Boston Marathon.

  • What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

    The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

  • Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

    WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.