Bounce Jokes

  • What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

    Out of bounce.

  • What sound does a bouncing plane make?

    Boeing boeing boeing

  • What bounces and makes little children cry?

    My donation check to Feed the Children!

  • What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

    Rick O'Shea.

  • What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

    The Czech bounced.

  • What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

    Rick O'Shea

  • How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

    She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

  • What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

    You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

  • What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

    Rick O'Shea.

  • Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

    Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

  • What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

    Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

  • Why did you drop the baby?

    Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

  • What bounces and makes kids cry?

    The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

  • What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

    A bouncing baby boa !