Bowl Jokes

  • What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

    He bowled long hops !

  • What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

    What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

  • What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

    If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

  • What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

    Chicken sees a salad

  • What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

    It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

  • Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

    He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

  • How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

    How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

  • What deadly disease can bowls contract?

    Ebowla

  • What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

    I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

  • Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ?

    Bowl me over !

  • How do you confuse a fish?

    You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

  • How'd he do that?

    Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

  • How do you bowl a 301?

    Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

  • Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

    They are both more enjoyable with dates!

  • What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

    A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

  • How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

    A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

  • What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

    A Bowl (B-Owl)

  • What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

    Natasha Ramenoff

  • What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

    An Alley-Gator

  • How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

    Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

  • Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

    Because the pee is silent.

  • What'd you have for breakfast?

    Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

  • What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

    Look, donut seeds!

  • How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

    Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

  • Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

    Because snakes make lots of strikes.

  • Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

    Because just one more and it would be two-farty

  • What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

    A purrfect meal !

  • What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

    They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

  • What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

    Seizure Salad.

  • How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

    Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

  • What do you call a bowl on the internet?

    Ebola

  • What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

    Just flush it like everybody else does."