Box Jokes
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How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?
First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.
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How did Little Debby get pregnant?
She fell into a box of Ding Dongs
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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?
They think outside the box.
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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?
Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?
So they fit in the box.
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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?
The box said 2-4 years!
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What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?
A: Boxing
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Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?
because it said "CONCENTRATE"
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How do we fix boxing?
We can't. It's already fixed.
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What do you put in a box to make it lighter?
Courtney Love
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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
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What do you call a boxing on a slackline?
Punchline.
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What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?
Saltines.
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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?
By thinking outside the box
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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?
The DOWNS truck is a little slow.
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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
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What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?
Seeing her box.
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What's in 65 days?
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
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What was the pirate boxing champion known for?
His left hook.
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What do you call an elevator full of white people?
A box of crackers.
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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
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What Color Is It?
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?
Life is like a box of chocolates...
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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?
Seeing her box.
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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day.
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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?
Because the label said General Foods.
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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
It said 2 to 4 years on the box.
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Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?
Because the box said 2-4 years!
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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?
because Ken always came in another box.
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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?
Because it's Boxing Day!
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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
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Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?
Because Ken came in another box.
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What's dumber than a box of rocks?
The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?
Because they've got the same color trunks.
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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?
You need a knife to get in the box.
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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?
A. Donut seeds.
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Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?
what else could possibly be in there
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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?
A: A box of crayons.
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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
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What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A box of quackers !
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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?
Putin on the Ritz
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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?
To fit in the box.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold!
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Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?
Because Ken always came in another box.
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What do you call a box with a treasure location?
a xbox.
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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
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What happens when redditors die?
RIP in box
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What are you celebrating?
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
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What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?
Seeing her box.
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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?
Kick boxing
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What is a short punchy statement?
Boxing Midgets.
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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?
The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss
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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.