Boy Jokes
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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?
Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?
A: To see how long he slept.
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What's that boy?
An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "
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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
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Why did the boy not do his homework?
he was ceebs
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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?
Boys clothes half off.
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Why did the boy jump off the dock?
Pier pressure
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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?
Slanta Claus.
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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar
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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
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How does a woman go about inventing something?
She gives birth to a boy.
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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus!
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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?
A crowbar.
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Why did the boy fall off the bike?
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
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What is the most popular band in Japan?
Fall Out Boy
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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?
Cracker.
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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?
Names! -Bo Burnham
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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?
Bouncing on a buoy (boy)
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Why girls live longer than boys?
SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does
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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?
There was no outlet
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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
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Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?
He was galactose intolerant.
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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?
With a crowbar.
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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?
Bobby
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What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?
Tysssonssss
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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?
The
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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?
Urine trouble.
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What is Facebook?
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .
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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?
Just cos.
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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?
Cancer
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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?
With a crowbar.
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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?
With a crowbar.
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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.
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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
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How do the greek separate the men from the boys?
With a crow bar.
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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely
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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?
Premature emasculation.
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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?
Because it said, Concentrate.
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?
A: He wanted to sing higher!
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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
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What is it son?
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
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What is your favorite one to two line joke?
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
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Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
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Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?
His finger was up his nose.
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What did the boy say when his dog died?
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
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Which one is the boy you've been seeing?
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?
They both lie about their emissions.
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What kind of boy is he?
A noughty one.
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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?
because he had no knees
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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?
None.
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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?
Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.
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What does train tracks and breast have in common?
They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them
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What's he like?
asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
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What's the first rule here, boys?
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
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Why am I black and you're white?
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
He wanted to see how long he slept.
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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?
I'm stuck.
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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?
With a crowbar.
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer
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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????
Names
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Who let the boys out?
Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..
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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?
Feel around for the dough nuts
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What's the matter son?
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !
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Why did the boy drop his icecream?
He was hit by a truck.
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What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?
Bye, son.
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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?
A: He was hit by a bus
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Why do think that?
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
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When a boy falls, what does he fall against?
His will
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What's the best place to hide a boy?
Page two of Google
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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?
A crowbar.
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Why can't priests have children?
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?
Cancer. ( )
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Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.
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Where are the raisins today?
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
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Why did the bishop love Walmart?
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
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Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?
Oh wait, there is.
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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?
Cancer. ( )
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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?
Because the testicles
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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
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What do boys and algebra have in common?
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
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What is the smartest fruit?
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?
Because Greece lightening
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How do you seperate the men from the boys?
A crowbar.
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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
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Who is that Idiot..?
If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)
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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?
Urine angel.
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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?
Close... but no cigar.
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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?
No home oh
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What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?
Fall out boy
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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?
He thought they were a delivery service
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What did the boys do ToGetHer?
Roam And Tick things..
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school.
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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?
To look more like their mom.
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What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?
That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you
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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
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What separates the men from the boys?
Operation Yewtree.
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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
BYE-SON!
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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
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Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?
A condom.
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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar
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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?
Because they're campers.