Bras Jokes

  • Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

    Because 0x0 is always 0.

  • Why nuns don't wear bras?

    God supports everything.

  • How do they make bras for octopi?

    With suction cups.

  • Why do mermaids wear bras?

    To cover up their Ariel-as.

  • Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

    Because a and b shells are too small.