Brazilian Jokes

  • How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A Brazilian

  • What are Brazilian fans called?

    Brazil nuts!

  • How amazing is Michael Phelps?

    He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

  • How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

    A Brazilian

  • What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

    Zikachu.

  • Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

    Because they all pull out.

  • How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

  • How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

    No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

  • What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

    The Milky Hue.

  • What do the UFC and Beauty Salons have in common?

    They're both full with Brazilian pussies!

  • What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

    Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

  • How many people live in South America?

    A Brazilian.

  • How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A Brazilian

  • How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

    By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

  • How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

    Brazilians

  • How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A Brazilian.

  • Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

    A: Because it was a total rip-off.

  • How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A Brazilian

  • How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

    Brazilians!

  • How many people in Brazil shave?

    A Brazilian.

  • How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A Brazilian!

  • How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

    No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

  • How much does a flight to Rio cost?

    A Brazilian dollars.

  • How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

    A Brazilian.

  • What do Brazilian cats speak?

    Purr-tuguese

  • What's green and yellow and can't fly?

    Brazilian soccer players.

  • What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

    How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!