Break Clock Jokes

  • What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

    Ve haff vays of making you tock!

  • Why should you keep a broken clock?

    It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

  • Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

    Because it won't even give you the time of day.

  • What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

    It goes back four seconds!