Break Lightbulb Jokes

  • How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

    Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

  • How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

    None. They just move out of the house.

  • How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

    He buys a new house.

  • How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

    None. They just move out of the house.

  • How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

    Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

  • How many 1980s R &?

    B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

  • How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

  • How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

    None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

  • How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.