Brew Jokes

  • What kind of beer does a cow brew?

    Heifer-weizen.

  • Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

    He brews it.

  • What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

    He brews!

  • Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

    Because they were being "brewed"

  • Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

    Because all proper tea is theft.

  • What do you call a man that brews beer?

    A Hebrew.

  • How does Moses make his coffee?

    He brews it.

  • How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

    With lots of hops!

  • Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

    Cause beer is made with hops.

  • What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

    Show me your brews!"

  • What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

    Brew.