Brian Jokes

  • Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ?

    Brian drain !

  • How was the movie?

    Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

  • What is a zombies' favorite food?

    Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

  • Where's Brian?

    Me: studying her closely He's... right here

  • What does a dyslexic zombie say?

    Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

  • What's the craic?

    2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.