Broom Jokes

  • How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

    With a broom and a dustpan.

  • Why don't witches wear underpants?

    To get a better grip on the broom

  • Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

    Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

  • Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

    It swept with his girlfriend :P

  • What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

    She calls the flying squad !

  • What happens next?

    The broom gets sweepy.

  • How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

    Take their little stones and brooms away!

  • What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?


  • How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

    A: By witchful thinking.

  • How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

    You can hear their brooms tick!

  • What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

    A Sweeping Generalization.

  • What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

    Get a broom, you two.

  • What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

    Get a broom.

  • How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

    Take away its brooms.

  • What did the young witch say to her mother ?

    Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

  • What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

    Broom sick.

  • What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

    Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

  • What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

    They both fly but the broom doesn't.

  • Why don't witches wear underwear?

    So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

  • Why did the broom take a nap?

    It was sweepy.

  • Why was the broom late to the meeting?

    It over swept

  • Why is there a broom in the driveway?

    me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car