Brothel Jokes

  • What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

    Luke! May the whores be with you!"

  • Where does lonely soup go?

    To a brothel.

  • Why did the John leave the Brothel?

    He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)

  • How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

    Through the Hodor

  • What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

    Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

  • What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

    Hodor

  • What did Santa say at the brothel?

    Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

  • How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

    Through the Hodor!

  • What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

    Hodor.

  • What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

    A frothel

  • Why did the chicken run out of the brothel?

    Whore moans.

  • What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

    Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

  • Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

    They can't get enough booty.

  • How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

    With a Hodor

  • Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

    To get laid.

  • What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

    arggg! thar she blows

  • Why do endocrinologists visit brothels?

    Because they are interested in whore moans.

  • What does milk and brothels have in common?

    Whore-moans!

  • Why do brothels support Hillary?

    Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

  • What would you do if you won the lottery?

    Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

  • What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

    Hoe hoe hoe!

  • What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

    A Hodor...

  • What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

    Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

  • What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

    Hodor

  • What do you call snacks served at a brothel?

    whore d'oeuvres

  • Why did the train go to the brothel?

    To blow of a little steam

  • Why did the brothel run out of money?

    Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

  • Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

    For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.