Brownie Jokes

  • Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

    They were too GUI.

  • What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

    A brownie.

  • What did one hash brownie say to the other?

    We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

  • Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

    Because she was a girl.

  • What places have the least racial tensions?

    Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.