Bubble Jokes

  • What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

    Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

  • How about a dirty one as well?

    Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

  • What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

    Bubble and squeak !

  • What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

    Water...

  • Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

    Bubbles bangles and beads...!

  • Why aren't you smiling?

    my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

  • What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

    A buble!