Buddhist Monk Jokes

  • What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

    Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

  • How do Buddhist monks send emails?

    They remove all attachments.

  • What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

    Make me one with everything.

  • Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

    Because they're acetic.

  • What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

    Make me one with everything*

  • What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

    Ommm' lettes!

  • What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

    Make me one with everything.

  • How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

    With zen diagrams!

  • Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

    Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

  • Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

    He had no attachments.