Budweiser Jokes

  • What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

    Immigrants

  • Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

    Budweiser

  • Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

    Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

  • Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

    Budweiser the King of Beers !

  • What is the name of your friend's advisor?

    Budweiser

  • Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

    Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

  • Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

    Budweiser your mother naked?