Builder Jokes

  • What did you do today?

    Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

  • What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

    Bob.

  • How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

    Bob

  • What do builders use to make websites?

    Com.crete.

  • Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

    Handy Manny took his job.