Bulb Jokes

  • How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

  • How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

    Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

  • How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

    Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

  • How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

    Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

  • How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

  • How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

  • How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

  • How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

    3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

  • How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

  • How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

  • How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

  • How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

    One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

  • How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

  • How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

    Is dark. Bulb is potato.

  • How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

  • How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

  • How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

  • How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.

  • How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

    Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

  • How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

  • How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

  • How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

    One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

  • How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

    Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

  • How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

    Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

  • How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

  • How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

  • How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

    None, Mexicans do it for them.

  • How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

  • How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

  • How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

  • How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

    Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

  • How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

    About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

  • How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

  • How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

  • How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

  • How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

  • How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

    One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

  • How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

  • How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

    Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

  • How many people does it take to screw in a light?

    Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

  • How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

  • How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

    By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

  • How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

    Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

  • How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

    One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

  • How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

  • How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

  • How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

    Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

  • How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

  • How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

  • How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

    Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

  • How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

  • How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

    By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

  • How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

  • How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

    None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

  • How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

  • How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

  • How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

  • How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

    Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

  • How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

  • How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

  • How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

  • How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

  • How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

  • How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

  • How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

  • How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

    Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

  • How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

  • How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

  • How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

  • How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

    Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

  • How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

    Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

  • How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

    One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

  • How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

  • How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

    Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

  • How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

    It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

  • How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.