Bulb Jokes
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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
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How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Is dark. Bulb is potato.
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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
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How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
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How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?
None, Mexicans do it for them.
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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
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How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
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How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
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How many people does it take to screw in a light?
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
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How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?
Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.
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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.