Bulldozer Jokes

  • What's yellow and can't swim?

    A bulldozer

  • What's big and yellow and can't swim?

    A bulldozer.

  • Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

    It doesn't like Cats.

  • What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

    A bulldozer.

  • What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

    Neither one is a squirrel.