Bunch Jokes
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Why is wrestling stupid?
It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
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What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?
Raisin Bran
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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?
Genesis 3.
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Wheree did the king keep his armies?
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
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What are the most racist jokes you know?
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?
The Allman Brothers.
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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?
A little get together
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What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?
The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.
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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?
I'll show myself out."
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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?
Change for a buck.
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What do you call a bunch of unicorns?
A unicornucopia.
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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?
I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.
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What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?
Panda-monium.
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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?
The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?
Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
Prom
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What do ISIS and cats have in common?
They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.
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What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?
The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.
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What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?
Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah
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What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?
Le Tour de Franzia
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What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?
A joint effort!
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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?
I'll tell you guys tomorrow
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What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?
One of them is a bunch of cunning runts
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What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?
A bunch of bi Nanas.
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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?
A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.
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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?
The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...
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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?
Raisin bran
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What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?
Baked Beans
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What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?
A: Out dated farming equipment.
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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?
Prom night.
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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?
I'll post the punchline later.
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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
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Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?
It was Bin-Laden
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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?
A drummer!!!!!
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What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?
Go for the Jugular (juggler)!
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What do you call a moving company owned by cows?
A bunch of moooovers.
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Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?
A Haiku.
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What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?
A stagnation
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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?
A: Luters.
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What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
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Why is the Math Book so sad?
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
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What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?
A.) An air mattress.
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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?
raisin bran
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Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Why does no one like the swiss army?
Because they are all a bunch of tools.
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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
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What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?
Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.
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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?
A bunch of offended Tumblrinas
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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?
None of your business.
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Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?
Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.
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Why don't cows hang out with camels?
They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.
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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?
You ask them to leave.
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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jail break.
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What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?
Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)
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Why can't you trust a snowman?
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
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What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing?
A
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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hairline.
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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?
Fire Crackers.
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What do you need to make a crystal salad?
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
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What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?
A bunch of sissies.
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What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?
The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?
Triggered
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How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?
Say "Get out of the pool."
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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?
A get wellephant !
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Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups?
Cause they're a bunch of pussies.
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What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?
Cheapskates getting cheap skates
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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?
Haitians
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What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA
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What do your mother and a marathon have in common?
They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.
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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?
Robbery with violets !
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd!
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What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?
Baked Beans.
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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?
Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...
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What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?
Rabies!
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What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?
Joint-Discussion
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Why shouldn't you trust big cats?
They are a bunch of lion cheetah pussies.
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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?
One's a group of cunning runts...
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What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?
One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts
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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line!
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What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bawking Dead
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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?
Battle Royale with cheese.
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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
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How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?
deleted
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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?
One is a bunch of cunning runts.
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How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?
HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!
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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?
A dope ring.
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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?
The purr-rimiter.
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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?
One's a bunch of cunning runts.....
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What's black and always behind bars?
Guinness (You bunch of racists)
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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.
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What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?
One is a bunch of cunning runts.
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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?
Omelette you figure it out
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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?
High wasted shorts!
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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?
Fowl play !
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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?
Nothing, it never happens.
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What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...
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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?
Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
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How do u tell the population of a small native village?
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
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Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !