Bunch Jokes

  • Why is wrestling stupid?

    It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

  • What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

    The NBA

  • What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

    Raisin Bran

  • What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

    Genesis 3.

  • Wheree did the king keep his armies?

    IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

  • What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

    The NBA.

  • What are the most racist jokes you know?

    There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

  • What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?

    The Allman Brothers.

  • What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

    A little get together

  • What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

    The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

  • What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

    I'll show myself out."

  • What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

    Change for a buck.

  • What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

    A unicornucopia.

  • What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

    I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

  • What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

    Panda-monium.

  • What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

    The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

  • Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

    Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

  • What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

    Prom

  • What do ISIS and cats have in common?

    They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

  • What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

    The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

  • What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

    Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

  • What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

    A: A wind tunnel.

  • What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

    Le Tour de Franzia

  • What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

    A joint effort!

  • How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

    I'll tell you guys tomorrow

  • What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

    One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

  • What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

    A bunch of bi Nanas.

  • Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

    A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

  • What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

    The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

  • What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

    Raisin bran

  • What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

    Baked Beans

  • What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

    A: Out dated farming equipment.

  • What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

    Prom night.

  • How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

    I'll post the punchline later.

  • Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

    They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

  • Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

    It was Bin-Laden

  • What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

    A drummer!!!!!

  • What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

    Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

  • What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

    A bunch of moooovers.

  • Why did the lion always lose at poker?

    He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

  • What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

    A Haiku.

  • What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

    A stagnation

  • What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

    A: Luters.

  • What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

    A liquor cabinet.

  • Why is the Math Book so sad?

    It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

  • What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?

    A.) An air mattress.

  • What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

    raisin bran

  • Why don't bananas snore?

    Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

  • Why does no one like the swiss army?

    Because they are all a bunch of tools.

  • What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

    You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

  • What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

    Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

  • What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

    A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

  • What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

    None of your business.

  • Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

    Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

  • Why don't cows hang out with camels?

    They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

  • How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

    You ask them to leave.

  • How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

    A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

  • What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

    Jail break.

  • What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

    Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

  • Why can't you trust a snowman?

    Because they're all a bunch of flakes

  • What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing?

    A

  • What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

    A receding hairline.

  • What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

    The NBA

  • What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

    Fire Crackers.

  • What do you need to make a crystal salad?

    Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

  • What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

    A bunch of sissies.

  • What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

    The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

  • What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

    Triggered

  • How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

    Say "Get out of the pool."

  • What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

    A get wellephant !

  • Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups?

    Cause they're a bunch of pussies.

  • What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

    Cheapskates getting cheap skates

  • What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

    Haitians

  • What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

    The NBA

  • What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

    They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

  • What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

    Robbery with violets !

  • What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

    A nerd herd!

  • What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

    Baked Beans.

  • What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

    Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

  • What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

    Rabies!

  • What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

    Joint-Discussion

  • Why shouldn't you trust big cats?

    They are a bunch of lion cheetah pussies.

  • What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

    One's a group of cunning runts...

  • What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

    One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

  • What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

    A receding hare line!

  • What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

    The Bawking Dead

  • What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

    Battle Royale with cheese.

  • What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

    The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

  • How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

    deleted

  • What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

    One is a bunch of cunning runts.

  • How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

    HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

  • What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

    A dope ring.

  • What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

    The purr-rimiter.

  • What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

    One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

  • What's black and always behind bars?

    Guinness (You bunch of racists)

  • What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

    A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

  • What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

    A bingo machine.

  • What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

    One is a bunch of cunning runts.

  • What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

    Omelette you figure it out

  • What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

    High wasted shorts!

  • What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

    Fowl play !

  • What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

    Nothing, it never happens.

  • What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

    The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

  • Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

    Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

  • How do u tell the population of a small native village?

    throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

  • Why is your face all scratched ?

    My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !