Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?
It would just take a few bytes then run.
What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won't hurt a byte
What do you call a digital tree?
All bark and no byte
How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?
What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?
What did the hungry computer programmer say?
All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.
Why is the computer so aggressive?
How do you turn a computer into a zombie?
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
How do you email a sandwich?