Byte Jokes

  • Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

    It would just take a few bytes then run.

  • What did the dentist say to the computer?

    This won't hurt a byte

  • What do you call a digital tree?

    All bark and no byte

  • How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

    in bytes

  • What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

    One byte

  • What did the hungry computer programmer say?

    All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

  • Why is the computer so aggressive?

    It bytes

  • How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

    Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

  • What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

    He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

  • How do you email a sandwich?

    In bytes.