C Jokes
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How do you confuse an AP student?
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?
Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI
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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
They always get stuck at "C".
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What letter stands for the ocean?
The letter C.
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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
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What is the most fascist letter?
Not C
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What's the Pirates favorite letter?
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
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What be a pirate's favorite letter?
Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".
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What is the pirate's favourite letter?
C
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Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?
Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.
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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
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What did C: drive say to D: drive?
Wow you looked shocked.
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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
because they get lost at C!
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What do pirates have in common with photons?
They both travel at c
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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?
They always get lost at C.
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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?
You can't C me!
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How do you spell candy with two letters?
C and Y
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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?
C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!
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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?
C: PU!
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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C.
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Where's your cue?
She said, "It's after the C."
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Why are blind people bad at programming?
Because they can't C
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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?
Because he was always below a C
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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?
Because they are not Cs.
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Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?
C's the day !
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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?
The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.
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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?
Because he can't "C"
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What is a pirates favorite letter?
No, it's the C.
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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?
You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
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How do you put a condom on a elephant?
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?
Coconut
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What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?
ctrl + C
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What does Brown Santa say?
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
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What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?
It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.
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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
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How do you spell Canda?
C,eh,N,eh,D,eh
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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?
A coconut.
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What did C say to E?
She wants the D.
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Why isn't the speed of light Asian?
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
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How do computers learn to read?
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run
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What's your best Pirate Joke?
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?
A coconut
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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
They're stuck at C for years
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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U & N in-between?
A coconut!
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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?
A Doctor.
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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?
X and V. There's a C between them.
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What is a pirate's favorite letter?
is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C
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What's a pirates favourite letter?
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
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What is the integral of 1/cabin?
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?
Coconut.
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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
Because he was always lost at C!
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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
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What do you get when you mix T and C?
Angry British people!
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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?
A coconut!
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What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?
You'd think its R but it's actually the C
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Why is C afraid of D?
Because DEEZ NUTS!
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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
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What is Illinois known for?
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
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How did Canada name their country?
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
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How did Canada get its name?
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
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Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?
They are all "Not-C's" !
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Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?
Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!
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Why are blind people bad computer programmers?
Because they can't C.