Cache Jokes

  • Why was the Windows PC broke?

    It ran out of cache.

  • What did the CPU say to the RAM?

    Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

  • What makes a software developer feel rich?

    Their Cache

  • Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

    He had a lot of cache.

  • What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

    One is a runt with a cache.

  • How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

    Cache in hand.