Cal Jokes

  • What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

    A bi-polar bear.

  • What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

    Claude

  • What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

    Irene

  • How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

    Rodney King Pinatas

  • What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

    A gnatural disaster.

  • How do people in Nor Cal get around?

    Hella copters