Calculate Jokes

  • How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

    Sprigonometry

  • How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

    Cold and calculating.

  • How do they calculate global warming?

    Al-gore-ythms

  • Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

    Only a Sith deals in absolutes

  • How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

    F dt bich

  • Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

    Because he was cold and calculating.

  • What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

    Logger-rhythms.