Calculator Jokes

  • What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

    A chronic math debater

  • Why are rabbits like calculators?

    They both multiply a lot.

  • Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

    He was invited to thunday math.

  • Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

    A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

  • What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

    Aight I'll calcu-lata

  • What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

    I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

  • What do calculators do when they love each other?

    They multiply!

  • What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

    A puff-adder

  • Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

    There was a sin tax error. 8.5

  • How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

    Calculator!

  • What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

    A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

  • What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

    Casio royale

  • What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

    A huge mess.