Californian Jokes

  • How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

  • Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

    He moved down-under!!

  • How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Hella. How long does it take them Days.

  • Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

    I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

  • How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

  • How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Hella. How long does it take them Days.

  • How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Hella.

  • Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

    What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

  • How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

  • How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.