Call Jokes

  • How many calls do I get?

    cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

  • How do fish make calls?

    On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

  • Why's that?

    I keep getting calls in the night.

  • What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

    Your ex!