Calm Jokes

  • How do you end an argument with a woman?

    Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

  • When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

    Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

  • Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

    He did it for the

  • Why are doctors always calm?

    They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

  • How do you calm down an astronaut?

    you give him space.