Camera Jokes

  • What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

    A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

  • Who does he shoot first?

    The bystander with the camera.

  • What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

    a daeshcam

  • How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

    If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

  • What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

    A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

  • What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

    One holds photos The other holds five

  • What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

    A BiPolaroid

  • What do you call a puppy with a camera?

    A furtographer

  • Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

    Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

  • Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

    Because the white balance was off on the camera.

  • How are condoms like cameras?

    They capture your special moments.

  • What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

    A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

  • Why are condoms like cameras?

    they both capture the moment.

  • What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

    By selling your camera.

  • What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

    A GoProbe.

  • How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

    A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

  • How can we supply that many?

    Jesus: *winks at camera*

  • What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

    Photos-in-the-seas!"

  • What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

    To which I replied: "a camera."

  • How do you silence a group of women?

    Bring out your camera.

  • What kind of animal can record video?

    A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

  • What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

    A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

  • What does a camera have in common with a condom?

    They both capture that special moment.