Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?
How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.
Why are recycle bins optimistic?
Because they're full of cans.
How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.