Cancel Jokes

  • What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

    Cancelled Czechs.

  • Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

    He got cancelled.

  • What's being in love feel like?

    You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

  • Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

    There was a face off in the corner

  • Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

    Because we gave them that L in 1776.

  • Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

    They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

  • Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

    because nobody made sandwiches

  • Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

    They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

  • Why did you cancel your gym membership?

    Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

  • What do people in Prague call abortions?

    Canceled Czechs

  • Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics?

    It wasn't going over too well.

  • What do you call an abortion in Prague?

    A cancelled Czech.

  • What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia?

    A cancelled check.

  • Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

    Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

  • Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

    Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

  • What club cancels their meeting everytime?

    The vegan club

  • What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian?

    A cancelled Chzeck.

  • What can I bring to your party?

    Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

  • Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

    Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

  • What would you like today?

    Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!