What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
Which candidate will most improve our country?
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
What's your strongest weakness?
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
What's your strength?
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.