Candy Bar Jokes

  • How does a candy bar laugh?

    It snickers

  • What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

    This is non-cents!

  • What's the best part about being an orphan?

    All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

  • How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

    Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.