Cannibal Jokes
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When/why do feminists hate cannibals?
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?
They both enjoy handshakes.
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Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people.
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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?
a handshake!
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How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?
Two.
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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder.
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How much for this toaster?
An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?
He heard it was finger licking good.
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How do cannibals pick up women?
With a fork
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What are you having?
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?
He ate Rameet!
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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?
His family advertised it as a barbecue.
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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes
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What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
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What did the cannibals do with the midget?
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?
Your family has impeccable taste.
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Why do cannibals never go hungry?
Because they can make themselves dinner.
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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?
Because they're always throwing up their hands.
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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?
Grab a cup of joe.
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Why don't cannibals have dogs?
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
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When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days.
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What is a big dinner for a cannibal?
A three-corpse meal.
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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?
Human Resources.
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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?
You're gonna be pooped after this.
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Flush
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?
Meals on Wheels
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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?
They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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What do cannibals call family members they love?
Bae-Kin
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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?
A cannibal
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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?
He got a taste of religion.
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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?
Because he got cold feet.
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What is the ultimate definition of trust?
Two cannibals going down on each other
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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?
Cannibals.
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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?
CANNIBAL!!!
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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?
He's gladiator.
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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?
He gets the cold shoulder.
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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?
He drowned them in the morning.
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What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?
He ate someone who disagreed with him.
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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
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Why don't cannibals like clowns?
they taste funny!
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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?
He went down really well !
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What is a Cannibal?
Someone who is fed up with people.
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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?
She wiped her arse.
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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?
The left-ovaries.
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He flushed.
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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?
The cold shoulder.
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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How can you get a cannibal to go away?
Give him the finger.
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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?
the coma ward.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
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What's the definition of "Trust"?
Two cannibals giving each other head
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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?
A
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What is the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.
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What do cannibals put in their soup?
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?
The cold shoulder
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What food are you able to can?
Cannibal (can able) food.
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What did the cannibal have for lunch?
Baked beings (beans).
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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?
A cannibal.
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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?
OC) Brats!