How do you tell if someone online is American?
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
What did one tooth say to the other?
Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.
What does a barista wear?
A cap and chinos.
What do you call an Asian driveby?
What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
Caps and robbers
Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?
I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !