Cap Jokes

  • How do you tell if someone online is American?

    They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

  • What did one tooth say to the other?

    Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

  • What does a barista wear?

    A cap and chinos.

  • What do you call an Asian driveby?

    Cap-a-chino

  • What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

    Caps and robbers

  • Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

    I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

  • What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

    Ice caps !