Capitalism Jokes

  • What's the loudest economic system?

    CAPITALISM

  • What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

    In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

  • What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

    v2 Allah's Snackbar.

  • Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

    Because they hate Capitalism.

  • Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

    Because they don't understand CAPitalism

  • Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

    Because he hates capitalism.

  • Why are hippies against capitalism?

    Because money doesn't grow on trees.

  • What do you call it if a white person robs you?

    Capitalism