What's the loudest economic system?
What's the difference between communism and capitalism?
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
v2 Allah's Snackbar.
Why do Communists only write in lowercase?
Because they hate Capitalism.
Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?
Because he hates capitalism.
Why are hippies against capitalism?
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
What do you call it if a white person robs you?