Captain Hook Jokes

  • How did Captain Hook die?

    Jock itch.

  • What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

    Dead Pan.

  • How does captain hook cook pita bread?

    With a pita pan.

  • What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

    The second hand shop.

  • Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

    To get to the second hand shop

  • What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

    She Peedherpants

  • What was the former name of captain Hook?

    Captain Hand