Car Accident Jokes
How is this possible?
Shannon died in a car accident.
Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?
Leaving Mustang meets.
Whats black and white and red all over?
A nun in a car accident.
What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?
Juan and a half
What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?
It could be your car
Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?
Because their wives are driving.