Car Accident Jokes

  • How is this possible?

    Shannon died in a car accident.

  • Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

    Leaving Mustang meets.

  • Whats black and white and red all over?

    A nun in a car accident.

  • What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

    Juan and a half

  • What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

    A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

  • Where is 5?

    Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

  • Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

    It could be your car

  • Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

    Because their wives are driving.