Car Thief Jokes

  • What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

    A car thief who can't drive

  • What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

    A: A car thief who can't drive!

  • Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

    Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

  • What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

    slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.