Castle Jokes

  • What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

    No ballroom

  • Why are all castles disabled?

    They all have tur-rets

  • How long does it take to build a castle?

    A Fortnight

  • What's grey and can't swim?

    A castle

  • Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

    Because the princess was always on another Castle.

  • What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

    Neither of us have finished The Castle.

  • How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?


  • What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

    Storming a castle.

  • What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

    A Rook-ey mistake.