What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?
Why are all castles disabled?
They all have tur-rets
How long does it take to build a castle?
What's grey and can't swim?
Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?
Neither of us have finished The Castle.
How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?
What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?
Storming a castle.
What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?
A Rook-ey mistake.