Cat Bark Jokes

  • How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

    Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

  • How do you make a cat bark?

    Wrap it around a tree

  • How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

    Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof