Catholic Priest Jokes

  • What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

    They both give kids a little head.

  • How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

    Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

  • Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

    To get to the school yard.

  • How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

  • What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

    You get a Christian Bale

  • What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

    They both give kids a little head.

  • How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

    Nun

  • What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

    One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

  • How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

  • Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

    Because little boys can't get pregnant.

  • Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

    Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

  • What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

    They both came in a little behind.

  • What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

    Both think the shorter the better.

  • What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

    They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

  • Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

    Zero emissions.

  • What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

    A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

  • What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

    Catholic priests

  • What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

    Alien vs. Predator

  • What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

    They both came in a little behind.

  • What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

    A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

  • Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

    It's a touchy subject.

  • How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

    He was second to Nun.

  • Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

    He ran out of little boys

  • What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

    One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

  • What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

    Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...