Cattle Jokes

  • Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

    Because the steaks were too high...

  • How do farmers count their cattle?

    With a culator

  • Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

    Because the steaks are too high.

  • Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

    It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

  • Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

    Because the steaks were too high!

  • Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

    It was the pot calling the cattle back.

  • Why are the steaks so high?

    Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

  • What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

    A: Laughing stock.

  • Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

    They herd

  • What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

    The first herd shot round the world!

  • Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

    It was the pot calling the cattle back.

  • Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

    It was the pot calling the cattle back.

  • Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

    It was the pot calling the cattle back.

  • Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

    It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

  • When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

    They are out standing in the field