Cave Jokes

  • What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

    Stalagmice !

  • What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

    A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

  • Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

    He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

  • How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

  • What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

    Camenbert

  • What do caves have?

    Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

  • Why did the cave hate miners?

    They're always picking on him.

  • How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

  • Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

    Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on