Celebrate Jokes

  • How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

    With a Pao Wow.

  • Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

    Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

  • Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

    Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

  • Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

    Because they hate Turkey

  • Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

    Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

  • How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

    A: They place flowers on the grave.

  • Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

    They saw it as a sign to pare.

  • How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

    var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

  • What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?


  • What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

    Ginger ale.

  • Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

    Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

  • What are you celebrating?

    They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

  • How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

    They get their Aaargh-On!

  • How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

    They bring flowers to his grave.

  • How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

    Kissing strangers.

  • How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

    By putting flowers on its grave.

  • What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?


  • What are the Humans doing?

    Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

  • How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

    With a mouse warming party !

  • Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

    It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

  • Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

    Because they are very scentimental.

  • Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

    No Gandhi

  • How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

    Pump Kin

  • Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

    The Icebergs

  • How does Google celebrate its birthday?

    With a search party.

  • How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

    Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

  • Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

    He moved down-under!!

  • Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

    Because they don't like Turkey

  • How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

    By laying flowers on their grave.

  • How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

    asking for a friend

  • How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

    They paint the town dead!

  • How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

    I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

  • How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

    By putting flowers on the grave

  • How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

    I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

  • Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

    Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

  • How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?


  • How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

    When there is no "L" ("Noel")

  • How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

    Rodney King Pinatas

  • How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

    Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

  • How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

    With a low-key event

  • Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

    Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

  • How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

    By putting flowers on the grave.